August 11th

If there is an abrupt end to this blog, it’s because I ran to the bathroom to throw up the nasty Chinese food from the buffet near us. It’s just awful and I can’t tell you anymore about it because well, it’s making it worse…

On a side note, the dog is also nauseous because of the nasty well water. I never drank tap water to start with, but now… UGH! I even hate showering in it water because it smells awful. We had a well test before moving in and the insector said it was surprisingly good for a house its age. I don’t know what’s going on with the water conditioner, when we had it on, it made everything salty. I’m going to look into the pur faucet filter.

For now we give our Rottweiler bottled water, he’s a little bit country AND a little bit rock and roll.

Also, we have (temporarily) become THOSE people. On our front porch, there is stacks of garbage and an old toilet. In the yard is an old TV and headboard. We are rednecks- actually scratch that we are white trash. If I were to plant flowers in the toilet it would make us rednecks. The back story is that we didn’t know that there is no garbage service on our street, I’ve made private arrangements, but they don’t kick in until next week. Ah, life semi off the grid! We’re preparing for the total economic collapse of society. (Hey it could happen!)

Traditional Potty

Yes it's true, we are the third generation in my husband's family to have a bathroom you can see from the front door.

Drive by our house at rush hour and see SOMEONE (who's name I won't mention but isn't me or the dog) sitting on the pot from your car.

I think it was Jeff Foxworthy that said once you start peeing with the door open the romance is dead.

RIP Romance.

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